scattered, smothered and incarcerated

apparently, our favorite "hick-hopper" kid rock was arrested this weekend in dekalb, georgia.

according to the atlanta journal-constitution, he "...was finishing up a post-show meal at a Waffle House on Buford Highway about 5:15 a.m. Sunday when a customer recognized a woman in his entourage and began exchanging words with her.

Ritchie joined in the altercation, which soon escalated into a physical fight between the rocker and the man."

kid rock's entourage then jumped into the fight, beat the guy up in the parking lot, got on their giant tour bus and left! because that's what famous people do. they were pulled over, arrested on misdemeanor battery charges, posted bail and paid their fine.

and what happened to the dude who got beat up? why, he was charged with felony criminal damage to property because he broke a window at the waffle house [which costs $500].

i don't know which puzzles me more:

1. kid rock and 5 of his giant friends beat up a guy and they get out of jail on a misdemeanor.

2. a waffle house window costs $500.

3. one guy could break said $500 window.

4. what could be more important than the food at waffle house.

honestly, people. i'm pretty sure angels come down from heaven to snack on waffle house hashbrowns.